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killermagnet ([personal profile] killermagnet) wrote2011-02-05 01:26 am

apples to apples [ooc]

Sylar:
I hope that guy shut off Hiro's electricity.
Sylar:
Did you, guy? Tell me you did.
Faith:
sure looks like it
Sylar:
We can all hope.
Faith:
hey thats a real cute color on you sylar
Sylar:
It's not like I chose the color.
Sylar:
It's light red.
Faith:
i think most people call that pink
Sylar:
No, it's definitely light red.
Faith:
how 'bout we poll the audience. let the other guys weigh in.
Gabriel:
Thanks for the input, Donut.
Deb:
It's fucking pink.
Faith:
thank you!
Deb:
You're welcome.
Castiel:
No one asked you, Deb.
Castiel:
[ .. that was sylar]
Deb:
[lmfao]
Hiro:
[ LMAO ]
Deb:
[I was about to say ... Cas???]
Sylar:
[LOOK THIS IS REALLY HARD]
Faith:
[/NEVER. STOPS. LAUGHING]
Sylar:
[i can't stop laughing either]
Gabriel:
[LOL. CAS DOESN'T APPROVE OF DEB'S CURSING]
Faith:
[i was just like way to be a dick cas .........]
Sylar:
[HE DOENS'T]
Damon:
It's pink, don't even fucking try to spin it any other way.
Sylar:
Who invited you here, anyway?
Faith:
somebody's pissed he got landed with the pink.
Sylar:
It's not pink.
Hiro:
Sylar why are you pink?
Faith:
to match what a little girl he's being.
Sylar:
I'm not pink
Sylar:
But you are.
Sylar:
I'm not a little girl!
Faith:
yeah you boys both are
Deb:
No one invites /anyone/ you fucking moron.
Hiro:
Mine is red.
Hiro:
You are pink.
Deb:
Yes, that's red
Sylar:
No, MINE is red
Hiro:
Like the Power Ranger.
Deb:
... Yeah.
Faith:
hiro looks a lil more red
Hiro:
You are the pink power ranger.
Faith:
but its still pretty damn pink
Gabriel:
You're both pink.
Sylar:
He's cheating again.
Faith:
anybody got a sylar card for this round?
Hiro:
I am not!
Deb:
I wish.
Castiel:
Ha ha.
Castiel:
[ GOD DAMN IT]
Faith:
[lmfoajegklajg]
Deb:
[LMFAO RUTHI]
Faith:
[i was about to be like is that sylar too ......]
Damon:
[ i can't even. ]
Castiel:
[it always is]
Faith:
i'm a regular goddamn comedian tonight what can i say
Castiel:
[oh my god this is the most difficult thing in my life]
Hiro:
[ LMAO ]
Faith:
ah cmon pitbulls arent cranky. their misunderstood.
Sylar:
At least it wasn't Hiro.
Gabriel:
It was either that or buffalo wings.
Hiro:
Buffalo wings can be cranky.
Faith:
yo so virtuous is a good thing again right
Hiro:
Yes!
Damon:
Buffalo wings don't tend to talk. Can't be cranky otherwise.
Sylar:
supposedly
Hiro:
Spicy cranky.
Gabriel:
Tell that to my stomach.
Castiel:
Do you have indigestion?
Faith:
lets derail the tmi train we dont need the updates
Gabriel:
Bacon, the most virtuous of the meats.
Hiro:
Yoda is a better card! ^o^
Sylar:
I want some bacon
Damon:
Tell that to those Jewish kids.
Faith:
what in the hell is that face
Deb:
Go leave and make some then.
Faith:
is that supposed to be a face
Hiro:
It is a happy face.
Gabriel:
If Cas decided AC/DC was spunky, I hope Dean is dying right now.
Damon:
It looks like some sad ass angel.
Sylar:
Why don't you get in the kitchen and make me some?
Faith:
thought dean was already dead. little morbid to wish death on the guy aint it
Deb:
FUCK
Gabriel:
HANDCUFFS, CASTIEL?
Castiel:
I had no other appropriate cards.
Faith:
you call that appropriate?
Sylar:
We can do that too if you want ;)
Sylar:
As long as you leave before I wake up
Sylar:
Leave the bacon.
Deb:
No. Go find your boyfriend.
Damon:
Eat his bacon.
Sylar:
I don't have a boyfriend
Deb:
Yeah you do.
Sylar:
Who?
Gabriel:
Keep it on a PG level, kids. There are angels here who think handcuffs are "spunky"
Hiro:
Babies are haunting?
Deb:
HAH
Faith:
totally
Gabriel:
....Kelly Clarkson, Dr. Tran?
Sylar:
What?
Castiel:
Who is Dr. Tran?
Deb:
A cartoon.
Faith:
you think kinky's in the adjective bank? bet cas'll get real bummed he got rid of that one if it comes up ...
Hiro:
A DOCTOR.
Gabriel:
In America.
Faith:
no shit, cheater.
Hiro:
I am not!
Sylar:
No, Deb, who's supposed to be my boyfriend?
Sylar:
I know it's not you
Deb:
Who do you /think/ is your boyfriend?
Hiro:
Mohinder.
Sylar:
NO
Faith:
whats a mohinder
Sylar:
What the hell?
Deb:
... Who the fuck is Mohinder?
Sylar:
A lizard
Deb:
Oh, well that makes sense then.
Faith:
you fucked a lizard?
Sylar:
I DID NOT FUCK A LIZARD
Gabriel:
Sylar, this is a safe room.
Sylar:
WHAT IS WRONG WITH ALL OF YOU
Gabriel:
If you need to admit you fucked a lizard, it's okay.
Gabriel:
We're here for you.
Hiro:
XD
Sylar:
I don't, because I NEVER FUCKED A LIZARD
Faith:
i dunno if here for yous the right word
Damon:
You're the one who said it. You just have these urges to fuck lizards like a creep. We get it.
Sylar:
I liked it better when we were speculating about my boyfriend.
Hiro:
Your boyfriend is a lizard.
Gabriel:
Wow, guys. This was the best selection of- MEAT CLEAVERS?
Sylar:
NO
Faith:
you could just let us know who the lucky guy is and fix this whole thing
Castiel:
It was the one I was most familiar with.
Gabriel:
Okay, so Sylar fucked a lizard and Dr. Tran's a murderer.
Gabriel:
And a cheater.
Gabriel:
And Castiel has a porn fetish.
Hiro:
I am Dr.Tran?
Gabriel:
Anyone else wanna contribute.
Gabriel:
You see any other Asians here?
Hiro:
No...
Damon:
I was going for handcuff fetish, but porn works.
Castiel:
Porn fetish?
Sylar:
I DID NOT FUCK A LIZARD
Gabriel:
Then guess that makes you the lucky winner, Short Round.
Faith:
yeah whatever you say
Faith:
none of these are good you guys suck at this game
Damon:
STOP WHINING ABOUT HOW YOU FUCKED IT. I know you may be bitter because it bit you or something, but it's not like we told you to do it.
Gabriel:
I would've. I didn't. But I would've.
Faith:
... you woulda fucked a lizard?
Sylar:
I hate you all. I don't have a boyfriend!
Sylar:
Not a lizard, not a person
Sylar:
NO ONE
Hiro:
Your boyfriend is Spongebob.
Faith:
aww poor thing
Sylar:
If I did, I would not be here playing apples to apples wi--
Sylar:
Seriously?
Hiro:
Yes.
Sylar:
What is wrong with you?
Deb:
[I wish this was Cas' turn to be judge, because I would've played stonehenge for him :C]
Hiro:
What is wrong with you?
Sylar:
[ awww ;_; ]
Sylar:
You cheating
Hiro:
No I'm not DX
Faith:
about damn time
Sylar:
Tibet?
Faith:
tibet.
Sylar:
WHY?
Hiro:
Tibet is frightening.
Damon:
Afraid a monk is going to pray you to death?
Faith:
pretty damn boring out there
Gabriel:
Have you BEEN to Tibet?
Castiel:
Yes
Faith:
not even once
Gabriel:
Oh yeah. Glaciers are the snappiest.
Castiel:
They tend to break
Castiel:
The noises could be considered snapping.
Gabriel:
They got right on sinking the Titanic.
Castiel:
Yes.
Gabriel:
And don't get me started on that whole "half a centimeter a year" movement crap
Faith:
yeah your reaching just a lil bit with that one
Castiel:
I chose the most appropriate card.
Gabriel:
Why isn't "Cas's logic" one of my cards?
Damon:
It's not like any of the other ones were better.
Gabriel:
Axl Rose is pretty snappy.
Castiel:
Could it be one of the "free" cards?
Faith:
who put down drag queens i wanna kiss you
Gabriel:
Props to whoever put drag queens.
Sylar:
:)
Sylar:
Thanks
Gabriel:
Of course it was Sylar.
Sylar:
What does that mean?
Gabriel:
He probably grew up near them in Queens.
Gabriel:
A whole... Hive.
Hiro:
Sylar is a drag queen.
Sylar:
Oh, ha ha
Sylar:
Very funny
Sylar:
I AM NOT
Damon:
...something tells me you were tricked by a drag queen. no wonder you picked it.
Hiro:
Yes you are.
Gabriel:
He'd have to do something with those eyebrows first.
Hiro:
He shifts into a girl face and goes around in dresses.
Sylar:
I do n--
Sylar:
That's different.
Hiro:
It counts!
Sylar:
NO IT DOESN'T
Faith:
... thats not denial
Sylar:
And there are no queens in queens, they're all in Manhattan
Deb:
Wow, you're more fucked up than I thought, Sylar.
Sylar:
I was not tricked by a drag queen
Sylar:
You're all insane
Faith:
dont be modest there are plenty of em in queens
Sylar:
YOU HAVE NO IDEA
Damon:
The only Queen in Queens was you.
Hiro:
He is very messed up. He has a broken head.
Deb:
Yeah I would think so.
Damon:
We get it now. No need to piss on your territory. None of us will come and take your shit away.
Faith:
deb play a fucking card already
Faith:
shit
Faith:
this isnt yu-gi-oh you dont need to brace yourself and announce it
Damon:
This isn't rocket science. Just toss it out.
Sylar:
This is a waste of time.
Hiro:
Play blue-eyes, Deb.
Sylar:
I don't know why I'm here.
Faith:
because you dont haev a boyfriend we went over this
Deb:
What the fuck is yu gi oh
Sylar:
... Exactly
Faith:
then again i guess you could always be out picking up a drag queen ......
Sylar:
dsgsdfhgfg
Hiro:
Children's card game.
Damon:
Because your lizard bit your cock when you tried to fuck it.
Sylar:
NO
Sylar:
NO
Sylar:
NO
Sylar:
NO
Cordelia:
Eww.
Sylar:
Who the hell are you?
Cordelia:
Cordelia.
Damon:
Someone who clearly doesn't approve of your lizard fucking.
Faith:
she doesnt have a dick shes outta your demo
Faith:
dont worry about it
Sylar:
I never fucked a lizard
Sylar:
...
Sylar:
I'm not gay!
Cordelia:
Oh, so he's one of those then.
Sylar:
NO
Faith:
all this boyfriend talk aint exactly convincing babe
Faith:
yeah talk about a waste, right?
Hiro:
You're not gay????
Sylar:
I'M NOT GAY
Hiro:
REALLY???
Sylar:
YOU KEEP ASKING ABOUT A BOYFRIEND I DON'T HAVE
Sylar:
BECAUSE I'M NOT GAY
Sylar:
AND I'M NOT A DRAG QUEEN
Sylar:
AND I DON'T FUCK LIZARDS
Faith:
but you fucked one
Hiro:
I THOUGHT YOU DID HAVE A BOYFRIEND.
Faith:
a drag queen i mean
Sylar:
NO
Gabriel:
Get on Oprah.
Hiro:
YOU DO
Sylar:
I DID NOT FUCK A DRAG QUEEN
Sylar:
FUCK YOU
Faith:
thought you were gay
Sylar:
I'M NOT GAY
Sylar:
I'M
Hiro:
He is gay!
Sylar:
NOT
Sylar:
GAY
Hiro:
YES
Hiro:
You are even pink in chat.
Sylar:
SO ARE YOU
Faith:
yeah the pink is pretty telling
Faith:
guess it shoulda been our first clue
Hiro:
It is red.
Damon:
He's gay, fucked a drag queen while dressed as a drag queen and is playing this game because his lizard doesn't love him. It's simple, guys.
Faith:
cor there is nothing frivolous about darts what the hell
Sylar:
... Are you serious?
Sylar:
I think I's rather be dead than talk to any of you
Sylar:
*d
Cordelia:
It was better than the other choices! And darts are more Wes' thing than mine
Damon:
Then go kill yourself.
Faith:
yeah that explains why your here
Damon:
Solves the problem.
Sylar:
I would if I could die.
Hiro:
Spock is not naive!
Gabriel:
He's more naive than Bruce Willis and buffalo wings.
Damon:
In the ways of sex, yes he is.
Hiro:
Spock has sex.
Cordelia:
Pon Farr, right?
Sylar:
Who cares?
Hiro:
Yes!
Gabriel:
I think most secret agents would get fired for being naive.
Faith:
how do you know this shit?
Damon:
Very little sex.
Sylar:
They were naive when they tried to kill me
Sylar:
And thought it would work
Cordelia:
I used to watch when I was a kid.
Hiro:
:D It is a good show.
Damon:
Aren't you special. You want me to test that theory about you being ~invincible~ drag queen?
Sylar:
Sure. Go for it.
Faith:
oh enough already just whip em out and measure and get it over with
Gabriel:
In my defense, that was the only one I could SEE.
Gabriel:
So I'm sure everyone's choices were equally important.
Hiro:
He would like it if they were whipped out.
Castiel:
Firefighters are more important than Jesus?
Hiro:
Because he is gay
Gabriel:
Yes.
Gabriel:
Yes, they are.
Sylar:
I AM NOT GAY
Castiel:
...
Castiel:
:(
Gabriel:
How many fires has Jesus stopped lately, Castiel?
Hiro:
You are!
Damon:
I'm not whipping my dick out for that thing. Fuck. I have standards.
Gabriel:
Sure, he died for humanity's sins ONCE.
Castiel:
He could stop many if he wished to
Gabriel:
Why doesn't he just empty the ashtray too, while he's at it.
Sylar:
I AM NOT A THING!!!!
Gabriel:
No, he couldn't. Because he's dead.
Castiel:
Don't say that
Faith:
what is the preferred pronoun for a drag queen anyhow
Damon:
She.
Hiro:
It.
Sylar:
I'm going to leave
Faith:
no you wont
Gabriel:
Oh sorry, Castiel. My mistake. "Ascended to a higher plane of existence."
Faith:
you got nowhere else to be you made that real clear
Deb:
No, let him go.
Gabriel:
The San Andreas fault. It's healthy for stupid people.
Gabriel:
Hells yeah!
Gabriel:
The vampire knows what's good for him.
Faith:
hey it was the best i had all right
Damon:
No, the vampire knows how to read and that actually was the healthiest thing. Except Utah. But Utah is so boring.
Castiel:
It was the card I was most familiar with.
Damon:
It's probably kill our drag queen.
Sylar:
... What?
Gabriel:
All that scurvy killed the germs, I guess.
Cordelia:
Yes! I got one!
Sylar:
Good for you.
Cordelia:
Prom was pretty tame compared to some of the other dances at my school...
Damon:
...
Cordelia:
Look, I spent Homecoming recreating The Most Dangerous Game, it was not fun
Faith:
sounds like a crappy prom. hoping homecoming's bet--
Faith:
the what?
Sylar:
That sounds fun
Faith:
hey im catchin up
Damon:
Did I ask for your life story? I really don't care about your hard prom life.
Gabriel:
Do you even know who that IS, Castiel?
Castiel:
No ...
Cordelia:
You know, that short story where people are hunted like animals? Apparently these slayer hunters mistook me for you, and hunted me and Buffy all night
Damon:
Fuck these are the shittiest cards.
Faith:
huh. sounds like sam's gonna be real disappointed when she dont show up for their date then.
Cordelia:
Pretty much. Didn't have the heart to tell him. Maybe I should of.
Faith:
nah let him be surprised
Hiro:
Ooo. Pancakes.
Gabriel:
Knew it.
Sylar:
I could go for some pancakes.
Faith:
a man with good taste.
Faith:
gabriel, that is.
Faith:
hey dr tran
Faith:
quit cheating
Faith:
you are way too far ahead
Gabriel:
I would've gone with Jackie Robinson, but if I upset Castiel's paradigm too much, he'll explode.
Sylar:
I can't believe Hiro's going to cheat his way into winning again.
Hiro:
I am not cheating!
Sylar:
Well, it's the thought that counts
Sylar:
I guess.
Castiel:
I will not explode.
Gabriel:
Sure, you say that now.
Gabriel:
But when we're picking up chunks of your brain matter...
Castiel:
Technically it will not be my brain matter
Gabriel:
Think of Jimmy's brains.
Hiro:
D: Japan isn't spooky.
Castiel:
Okay
Castiel:
I am thinking of them now
Gabriel:
Have you seen those horror movies?
Hiro:
Yes.
Gabriel:
Your people are TWISTED.
Hiro:
We are not!
Faith:
like your surprised
Sylar:
Yeah, you are.
Gabriel:
...I'm not surprised Castiel's seen an infomercial.
Castiel:
I watched one with Dean
Castiel:
It was unsettling
Faith:
pigs????????
Sylar:
I want some donuts
Gabriel:
Stop thinking with your stomach.
Faith:
me too get me some
Sylar:
Why should I?
Hiro:
He is always hungry because he is a zombie.
Gabriel:
The Japanese are winning.
Sylar:
;) come over here and we'll share
Sylar:
I AM NOT A ZOMBIE
Faith:
get me over there and you bet
Deb:
Are you sure, Sylar?
Faith:
not like i got anything better to be doing
Sylar:
I'll work on it
Sylar:
YES. I'm sure.
Deb:
How would you know?
Damon:
....DONUTS SERIOUSLY WON. What...are you people.
Sylar:
hungry, mostly
Faith:
i think we all just want some freaking donuts
Deb:
You're always fucking talking about food.
Faith:
whats wrong with internet explorer?
Deb:
You're always eating food.
Gabriel:
Donuts were pretty visionary.
Sylar:
I'm always fucking hungry!
Faith:
its what im using
Hiro:
Zombie.
Deb:
Exactly.
Gabriel:
It's old. Get with the times.
Sylar:
I have a high metabolism!
Hiro:
A zombie metabolism.
Sylar:
NO
Deb:
YES
Sylar:
Wow. Hiro's the winner.
Hiro:
I WIN~
Faith:
goddammit you little time space gremlin
Sylar:
What a surprise.
Sylar:
LOL!!!
Hiro:
GREMLIN??
Damon:
YES. YOU. ARE. ONE.
Sylar:
Yeah. You.
Faith:
im telling you man one of these times your gonna teleport to the future and run into my fist
Gabriel:
Craving glazed brains all night long.
Hiro:
I am not a gremlin!
Faith:
you are
Hiro:
No no!
Damon:
It could be worse.
Castiel:
You're totally a gremlin.
Castiel:
[ ... ]
Damon:
You could be a midget.
Castiel:
{ my life ]
Gabriel:
[LOL RUTHI]
Hiro:
I am not a midget.
Damon:
[ EFDJFSSDF i love that ruthi. ]
Hiro:
[ LMAO CASTIEL. XD ]
Sylar:
[ LMAO THIS IS SO HARD FOR ME]
Faith:
[LKGJARKLGJAE]
Faith:
[its always the best messages that get in the wrong window too]
Castiel:
[castiel is drunk ok he's a mean drunk ]
Castiel:
[you saw how he talked to sam]
Damon:
[ YOU KNOW WHAT. I'LL JUST...PLAY BLAIR AND DAMON THE NEXT GAME AND PROVE THAT IT'S EASY. ]
Faith:
[ABOMINATION.]
Castiel:
[DO IT]
Castiel:
[YOUR VOICE IS VERY GRATING >:( ]
Faith:
[SO IS YOUR MOM'S DRY-ASS VAGINA X(]
Faith:
[... oh you were quoting ... oh. ]
Castiel:
[ i was .... ]
Faith:
[/slowly revokes your mom joke ....]
Castiel:
[ LMFAO ]
Castiel:
[ you can keep it for castiel's nonexistent mom ]
Damon:
[ awkward. ]
Deb:
[lmfao I wish there was a zuko card for this round]
Sylar:
Cheater must be afraid to draw another card.
Sylar:
His victory's at stake.
Faith:
[LAKGJEAKLGJEA]
Sylar:
[LMAO]
Hiro:
I am not a cheater!
Sylar:
Did you seriously choose anime?
Hiro:
....yes
Sylar:
Could you be any more of a stereotype?
Hiro:
D:
Faith:
he coulda chosen school girls' underwear
Sylar:
LOL good one
Sylar:
We're going to keep playing until Hiro loses.
Hiro:
Why? D:
Sylar:
Because you cheated?
Faith:
damon and me will kick his ass its cool
Hiro:
I did not!
Castiel:
I could also win.
Faith:
do you have another handcuffs card to throw out?
Damon:
Yeah, but it's better for the cool kids to win.
Faith:
... these all suck again seriously guys
Castiel:
No ...
Damon:
You better like dragons, Faith.
Faith:
like i said me 'n damon will take acre of it.
Faith:
oh i do
Faith:
might as well go with my favorite since none of em were fresh.
Hiro:
You cheated now.
Cordelia:
cleaning the bathroom makes it very fresh!
Damon:
I knew you were smart the moment you....hey Midget, no1curr.
Sylar:
You should come over and clean my bathroom
Cordelia:
I mean, not that I'd really know, as Dennis usually takes care of cleaning and stuff, but whatever
Faith:
dennis? dude do you seriously have a guy clean it for you
Cordelia:
Pssh. I am nobody's maid, buster.
Faith:
fuck you hiro
Sylar:
SERIOUSLY?
Cordelia:
He's a ghost, it's not like he has anything better to do
Hiro:
I AM GOOD AT GAME.
Sylar:
YOU ARE GOOD AT CHEATING
Hiro:
NOOO
Deb:
WHO KEEPS FUCKING PUSHING THE EXTRA ROUND LINK
Sylar:
I DO
Faith:
were gonna play til hiro loses deal with it.
Hiro:
STOP IT
Sylar:
NO
Deb:
GO FUCK YOURSELF SYLAR
Faith:
hey how about we let him wait to do that til we arent playing a game
Sylar:
WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF
Deb:
I DON'T NEED TO
Sylar:
IT'S NOT LIKE YOU HAVE BRIAN TO DO IT FOR YOU ANYMORE
Faith:
nobody's jerking it all right
Deb:
I HAVE A FUCKING BOYFRIEND
Sylar:
DEXTER?
Sylar:
THAT'S JUST WRONG DEB
Sylar:
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED
Deb:
YOU'RE FUCKED IN THE HEAD
Damon:
WILL YOU ALL FUCKING SHUT UP WITH YOUR NONEXISTANT LOVE LIVES.
Faith:
why are we holding down the shift button
Deb:
We're not
Sylar:
BECAUSE I'M ANGRY
Gabriel:
Because it's been a naughty key.
Faith:
grow up
Hiro:
Caps button.
Sylar:
...
Gabriel:
And needs to be punished.
Castiel:
With handcuffs?
Deb:
Wow, okay then.
Gabriel:
....Castiel, you're an idiot savant.
Castiel:
What?
Faith:
hahaha kinky, cas, i dig it.
Damon:
Oh yeah, Angel boy will get right on that shit.
Gabriel:
Exactly.
Gabriel:
Ballerinas, Eyebrows?
Castiel:
What is wrong with my eyebrows?
Faith:
[ ... nothing cas they're beautiful ]
Gabriel:
[I CANNOT READ ANYTHING]
Castiel:
[ LMAO LOOK IT WAS AWESOME ]
Hiro:
[ XDD LMAO ]
Deb:
[LMFAO]
Damon:
[ I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING I LOVE YOU ALL. ]
Sylar:
[ ME TOO ]
Faith:
[ I LOVE EVERYONE IN THIS BAR ]
Gabriel:
[IT'S MY KIND OF PLACE.]
Sylar:
Come on, Deb
Sylar:
Stop touching yourself and pick a card.
Faith:
deb seriously your breakin my balls
Sylar:
I know it's difficult
Deb:
Wow, excuse me for talking to other people
Hiro:
Why would drugs be inspirational??
Faith:
your excused
Sylar:
You actually know other people?
Sylar:
Wow
Gabriel:
You've never had drugs, have you?
Hiro:
Never...
Gabriel:
Wow. What a shocker.
Faith:
well if you had cocaine woulda been a hella great option
Sylar:
Crawl spaces?
Sylar:
Really?
Gabriel:
They're good scenery if you're a hermit.
Cordelia:
Crawl spaces are not scenic. Just for the record.
Sylar:
I bet
Damon:
Or a cockroach.
Faith:
god dammit
Gabriel:
Girls love Europe.
Cordelia:
I miss being able to visit Europe...
Sylar:
I can do this all night.
Damon:
This is about the only thing you can do all night.
Deb:
That's because you have no fucking life.
Sylar:
I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT
Gabriel:
Damn I'm good.
Castiel:
Yes
Gabriel:
Oh, Joanie. Those were some fantastic times. Too bad about the permavirgin gig.
Castiel:
She was very dedicated.
Gabriel:
Right until they set her on fire.
Castiel:
She died for what she believed in.
Cordelia:
[brb]
Faith:
none of this is mysterious
Sylar:
Just choose something so someone can win
Damon:
....
Gabriel:
Thank you, Faith.
Damon:
wow.
Sylar:
Seriously?
Sylar:
Bigfoot is more mysterious than Massachusetts.
Faith:
hey next time you get set up with a bunch of crap, tell me you wouldnt pick queens if you had it in there.
Sylar:
I wouldn't
Sylar:
Why would Queens be a card anyway?
Sylar:
It'd go with "boring"
Faith:
why was massachusetts a card?
Deb:
[skip cordy?]
Sylar:
I don't know, I didn't make the damn game
Faith:
yeah if you did thered be more lizard-fucking and drag queens
Hiro:
I WIN.
Damon:
...
Faith:
GOD DAMMIT GREMLIN
Sylar:
HELL NO
Gabriel:
And he used Keanu to do it.
Gabriel:
That savage.
Sylar:
This is ridiculous.
Gabriel:
I'm so shocked.
Hiro:
Dark alleys are comfortable??
Gabriel:
The vampire likes dark alleys.
Castiel:
I am close to winning.
Deb:
We can see that.
Castiel:
It was the most appropriate card.
Faith:
miracle of all miracles
Sylar:
CACTUS?
Faith:
seriously?!
Sylar:
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Hiro:
Cactus.
Sylar:
s
Deb:
It doesn't make any fucking noises.
Sylar:
No, I'm angry with Deb for choosing cactus
Sylar:
Of all the thing
Sylar:
You chose CACTUS?
Hiro:
Cactus is quiet.
Deb:
Whatever, I don't give a shit about this game anymore.
Faith:
[i have to bail and go home from my sister's. LET ME KNOW WHEN A NEW GAME STARTS ....... after i get home]
Gabriel:
And I guess her dandruff sings Metallica.
Sylar:
So was everything else!
Sylar:
Leave then.
Sylar:
[ awww ok bb :c ]
Deb:
You leave.
Sylar:
No
Gabriel:
...Good job, Sylar.
Deb:
You're the one who keeps pushing the fucking extra round link.
Hiro:
Stop picking more rounds!
Sylar:
WHAT?
Gabriel:
You're letting the terrorists win.
Sylar:
AT LEAST IT WASN'T HIRO
Sylar:
NO
Damon:
[ honest to god...we may be playing this game until she gets home.
Castiel:
[ikr ]
Cordelia:
[back]
Hiro:
I AM NOT A TERRORIST.
Hiro:
[ Lmao why am i winning so much XDD ]
Sylar:
YES YOU ARE
Gabriel:
[It will never end.]
Sylar:
[ LMAO i have no idea ]
Sylar:
[ you're just magic]
Sylar:
[wb katie]
Damon:
[ god i have to piss but i don't wanna leave. ]
Sylar:
[ don't forget to skip faith ]
Sylar:
[ lmao it's ok we'll still be here ]
Gabriel:
Suck-up.
Castiel:
I am not a suck-up.
Gabriel:
Sarah Palin, like Fergie in a way.
Sylar:
Of course Deb would choose Hiro.
Hiro:
Stop! Let me win.
Sylar:
She's sabotaging the game.
Sylar:
She's in cahoots with him.
Damon:
...are you mentally retarded?
Deb:
I'm just picking random shit, don't cry about it.
Sylar:
Where is the card for "this game" ?
Cordelia:
Tom Cruise isn't ridiculous. He's hot.
Gabriel:
You missed Oprah's special, didn't you?
Sylar:
Can someone please put me out of my misery
Hiro:
I will!
Damon:
i'd say i'd eat you but your blood is probably glitter.
Deb:
I will too.
Sylar:
Not you
Sylar:
It's not
Gabriel:
This round's gonna be great. I can tell already.
Castiel:
How?
Gabriel:
Because so many things are misunderstood when it comes to you, bro.
Sylar:
I don't understand.
Sylar:
[ OGD DAMN IT]
Hiro:
[ LMAO ]
Gabriel:
[LOL. I WAS ABOUT TO SAY.]
Sylar:
[ LMA Oi just quit life ]
Damon:
[ I JUST CHOKED ON MY POPTART. ]
Castiel:
[ sgfidljhk ]
Castiel:
[i'm glad i bring amusement to you ]
Cordelia:
How are yoyos misunderstood?
Castiel:
I don't understand them.
Hiro:
I wish I had a yoyo.
Gabriel:
He doesn't understand most things.
Cordelia:
It seems like you don't understand a lot of things
Sylar:
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
Damon:
That's because he was dropped on the head as a little kid.
Castiel:
No, I am an angel of the lord.
Damon:
Sarcasm. Learn it.
Sylar:
I need a card for "this game"
Gabriel:
He never will.
Castiel:
I don't need you to speak for me.
Gabriel:
It's what I do.
Gabriel:
Speak for people who can't speak for themselves.
Castiel:
I can speak for myself. You're unneeded.
Hiro:
Can I just win?
Sylar:
NO
Sylar:
WE AREN'T LEAVING
Sylar:
UNTIL SOMEONE ELSE WINS
Gabriel:
Hope you guys have an eternity.
Hiro:
Okay then... I'm Ando. I can win now, right?
Sylar:
I do.
Cordelia:
What, are you going to hold us hostage or something?
Sylar:
NO
Sylar:
Yes.
Sylar:
I could.
Sylar:
Don't put it past me.
Hiro:
He is a sore loser.
Sylar:
NO I JUST WANT JUSTICE
Hiro:
It is justice!
Sylar:
No. This is anything but justice.
Sylar:
I need a card for "all of you" now
Cordelia:
I am not useless!
Damon:
Queenie, no one asked your opinion.
Cordelia:
I'm vision girl, I'm important!
Sylar:
MY NAME IS SYLAR
Cordelia:
Pssh, like I care if people ask for it or not
Gabriel:
And what a name it is.
Deb:
NO ONE CARES SYLAR
Damon:
Wow, you're a watch. How amazing. Do you tick like one?
Sylar:
... You actually know what my name means/
Hiro:
You are named after a watch?
Sylar:
STOP CHEATING
Deb:
[lmfao sylar so mean]
Sylar:
I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU
Hiro:
I AM NOT CHEATING
Sylar:
[ lmao sylat's life ]
Damon:
Yeah. Unlike other people, I have seen watches. Shocker, I know, they're so fucking rare.
Hiro:
[ LMAO THIS IS AMAZING OKAY ]
Sylar:
I would almost be happy to meet you, but the drag queen jokes already marred the occasion.
Damon:
Hey, I'd say I'd use you as a refillable blood bag, but you might have a dick and I tend to like vaginas more.
Hiro:
Can we stop now?
Sylar:
no
Deb:
Apparently not.
Cordelia:
Lord knows they almost happened all the time in Sunnydale.
Hiro:
The end of the world is easy?
Gabriel:
I happen to know from experience that Marie Curie was REALLY easy.
Castiel:
...
Hiro:
o.O
Gabriel:
....What?
Cordelia:
Well, stopping the end of the world. It seems like an apocolapyse is about to happen all the time
Damon:
...
Damon:
New Orleans is nasty.
Castiel:
I did not know
Deb:
You /would/ think Michael Phelps is charming, Sylar
Sylar:
I was being ironic.
Deb:
Sure.
Hiro:
He has a crush on him.
Sylar:
Ironic!
Sylar:
NO
Deb:
I like you, Hiro.
Hiro:
:)
Deb:
Seriously, you crack me up.
Hiro:
Thank you.
Gabriel:
Get a room.
Sylar:
You two were made for each other.
Deb:
Just like you and your boyfriend were made for each other?
Sylar:
Who the hell is this boyfriend you keep talking about?
Hiro:
You know.
Sylar:
No, I don't.
Deb:
Who do you fucking /think/?
Hiro:
How could you not know?
Sylar:
Brian? Is this a jealousy thing, Deb?
Deb:
No, it's not a jealousy thing, it's a 'you two are dating' thing.
Sylar:
We're not dating. What makes you think that we are?
Sylar:
Our mutual hatred of you?
Deb:
No, the fact that you're going off to live together in San Fransisco.
Hiro:
He is cheating on his other boyfriend?
Deb:
Yes Hiro, he's a very bad person.
Hiro:
I know! Very very bad.
Sylar:
WITH SPIKE
Hiro:
YOU HAVE THREE?
Sylar:
NO!!!
Deb:
I already know he's obsessed with Buffy--he's in the clear.
Sylar:
Finally, a tie.
Cordelia:
God everyone is obsessed with Buffy, I never saw why
Deb:
Oh hey, Faith's back.
Sylar:
Too late to be of any use.
Gabriel:
You can't trust unicorns.
faith:
hey ladies
Deb:
I can't believe you actually picked my unicorns card.
Hiro:
Unicorns are more trustworthy.
Sylar:
I can't believe this game is still going.
Damon:
Not all of us are ladies.
faith:
might as well be
Sylar:
Deb isn't
Deb:
You are.
Hiro:
You are the one who makes it longer!
Sylar:
you are MAKING ME make it longer
Damon:
...
Gabriel:
That's what he said.
Sylar:
...
Sylar:
SERIOUSLY?
Damon:
Basically you turn him on midget.
Sylar:
NO
Hiro:
D:
Hiro:
That must be it.
Cordelia:
Italy is super nice. I wish I could go back. Not scary at all.
Hiro:
I do not like you. Stop it.
Deb:
Thanks Castiel.
Castiel:
I was referring to myself
Castiel:
My true form leaves people in awe.
Deb:
Alright then.
Gabriel:
And eyeless.
Castiel:
Yes.
Sylar:
I still need a card for THIS FUCKING GAME
Cordelia:
Or for yourself
Damon:
You're not going to get one. Deal with it.
Sylar:
I AM PERFECTLY SANE
Deb:
Wow, you definitely sound like you are when you scream that.
Sylar:
I am perfectly sane.
Hiro:
Liar.
Deb:
Still not buying it.
Sylar:
[ vote to skip faith again 8( ]
Hiro:
SANTA???
Cordelia:
Santa's not real, you do know that, right?
Sylar:
Being that kind of children is pretty insane.
Hiro:
That is nice not insane.
Deb:
That kind of children?
Sylar:
*to
Sylar:
TO
Hiro:
Can we just have the tie??
Sylar:
THERE IS NOT GOING TO BE ANY FUCKING TIE
Sylar:
SOMEONE IS GOING TO WIN AND IT WON'T BE YOU
Sylar:
NO MATTER HOW LONG IT TAKES
Damon:
Those words were just...sad.
Gabriel:
Dad was pretty off His meds when He made Kansas.
Castiel:
No, he wasn't ...
Hiro:
God takes meds?
Castiel:
No.
Gabriel:
It's endless and flat.
Castiel:
He meant for it to be endless and flat.
Gabriel:
How else do you explain the jump between Old Testament God and New testament God?
Gabriel:
Ritalin.
Castiel:
Ritalin did not exist.
Sylar:
FINALLY
Deb:
OKAY, DAMON WON
Sylar:
THIS GAME IS OVER
Deb:
CAN WE LEAVE
Damon:
I'M LEAVING NOW.
Sylar:
YES.
Gabriel:
He's GOD. If he wanted Ritalin to exist, BAM THERE WAS RITALIN.
Damon:
FUCK THIS SHIT. I'M DONE. I WON.
Sylar:
LET'S ALL LEAVE BEFORE HIRO CHEATS AGAIN
Hiro:
You are crazy.
Sylar:
No, you're a cheater.
Hiro:
I am not!
Castiel:
But he did not need ritalin.

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